The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
That puppy should be allowed on the couch.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.
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this has gone too far
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today